Friday, August 1, 2008

Things to do in a elevator!

I had a good laugh at this when I read it. I need to try some of them out :) For those who know me better try to guess which ones I will try first:) Remember to enjoy today!!!
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

REMEMBER To keep smiling you look better that way!!!



~ Jenifer said...

Oh Jana, you are so silly!
What a good laugh :-)
I love you!

Abbie Sikma said...

Hello! We found the link to your blog on the Reeds blog several months ago and enjoy looking every once in a while. We all laughed so hard when we read this post! Thanks for posting it!

Rebekah said...

Well dearest, knowing you, I do believe you would do ALL of them!!!
However, I think that #18 fits Jeni better :-)
Love ya!

The Duarte Family said...

Thats Jenny all-right! Good pick Bekah.Love ya 2. Jana

Alex & Jessica Lima said...

Janalee May, You are TOO funny! And I actually think that if anyone would have the courage to do these things, it certainly would be you! You are such a fun girl! I love you sis, you always provide such a good laugh. Being around you is always a praty :) I love you,
Your big Sis,

liberty said...

LOL Those are hilarious!

Now I want to know, exactly how many have you tried?! :)